Combination of "fap", meaning to masturbate, and "apocalypse".When
so many people
are simultaneously masturbating
that it brings about
God is supposedly omnipresent, which means
all, all the time. Fapture occurs when
there are so many people
that God can no longer stand to see it all and comes
back to tell everyone to knock it the hell off.
Did you see Jessica last night? She's so hot I swear she'll cause the fapocalypse.