Deborah Spicer's definitions

piano teacher

the person that, when you are late or did not practice slams the cover of the piano down on your fingers when you start to play.

The piano teacher was not happy with my performance this week. OUCH!!!

by Deborah Spicer July 15, 2006

runaway bride

a person who realizes at the very last minute that her boyfriend who claimed to be a BORN AGAIN VIRGIN was actually gay and world NEVER perform in the sack EVER!!!

Jennifer thought that it was a little weird that her fiance whom she had been engaged to for years never wanted to have sex even when she threw it in his face and became a RUNAWAY BRIDE.

by Deborah Spicer August 10, 2006

mediacracy

government by the media; a form of government in which the supreme power is vested in the corporations and exercised directly by them or by their elected agents.

The mediacracy instructs me every day through the internet, radio and T.V. how to be the perfect American.

by Deborah Spicer October 30, 2006

Statesboro

A small boring college town in southeast Georgia surrounded by cotton fields that is spelled that way because no one knew how to spell Statesborough.

"Hey, after we get drunk and stoned tonight in Statesboro let's go out and tip some cows"

by Deborah Spicer June 19, 2006

Boortz

a highly skilled orator

Boortz gives the best Texas Taint Ticklers.

by Deborah Spicer June 20, 2006

recovering manager

After being a manager for many years the person attends rehabilitation and a twelve step program to get over the trauma of dealing with employees and their petty problems at work.

Joe use to be a really easy going, nice, intelligent person but now he is a recovering manager and sits around all day with slobber running down his face.

by Deborah Spicer June 21, 2006

Natty Boh Ho

Girls who love to drink Natty Boh(National Bohemian Beer), get drunk and have sex all night.

Frank: I saw Tiffany at the club last night.
Joe: Stay away from her, she is nothing but a Natty Boh Ho.

by Deborah Spicer June 21, 2006