1 definition by Debbie Browner
One who ruins a festive social gathering by pooping
Or
One who hastily leaves a festive social gathering for the sole purpose of pooping
Or
One who hastily leaves a festive social gathering for the sole purpose of pooping
Me: I hate to be such a debbie browner, but I really have to leave...like now.
Friend: Oh, so you have to drop the kids off at the pool?
Me: Affirmative Captain. I’ll catch you later.
Friend: Oh, so you have to drop the kids off at the pool?
Me: Affirmative Captain. I’ll catch you later.
by Debbie Browner June 23, 2018