A mediocre, and undeservedly popular "post-grunge" band from Alberta. Their dull, uninteresting, dull-as-dishwater, profanity-free music can be heard on pretty much every single radio station in the country, and is the kind of the music I like to call "Soccer Mom Rock." Like I've said before, their songs are boring, lifeless, and all sound incredibly similar to each other(listen to their dreadfully boring "hit" How You Remind Me and the equally dull Someday together and you'll know what I mean), and the Jesus-resembling singer, Chad Kroeger, has an annoying singing voice, and tries too hard to capture the powerful, growling vocals of Eddie Vedder. Listen to Pearl Jam or Soundgarden instead.
Me: Which of these bands do you like better: Pearl Jam, or Nickelback?
Me: Wow, you seriously need to get a better taste in music, asshole.
A guy that made me feel smart for the first time in my life. The stupidest, most imcompetent president ever, and proof that in this country, ANYONE can run for office. This dumbass only made it into Yale because his daddy had a lot of money, and barely graduated after getting straight C's and even D's at the college. He stole the 2000 election from Gore by excluding over 2000 votes in Florida. He chose to continue reading My Pet Goat after hearing of the 9/11 attacks. He abandoned the National Guard. He has started a war in a country that had nothing to do with the 9/11 attacks, and is responsible for the death of over 2000 troops. He made a poor educational system called "No Child Left Behind" which only helps rich, white kids in school. He passed the Patriot Act which violated six amendments on the Constitution. And, in his speeches, he says clever things like this:
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004
The list goes on and on. George W. Bush is an embarrassment to the US, and the western world in general.
George W. Bush is a fool. Plain and simple.
A city that is big enough to be a cultural mecca in its own right, but is sadly a mecca of all the things that are wrong in American culture: Fake tits, pollution, television, urban sprawl, and relying on cars in order to go anywhere.
Los Angeles...The City of Angels
A stupid, pathetic website. 90% of all MySpace profiles have a terrible color scheme, have bad music like Avril Lavigne, 50 Cent, G-Unit, Hilary Duff, and Justin Timberlake, and all sorts of other MTV shit playing in the background, filled with tons of stupid shit like icons that read "Touch Me", "Kiss Me", and show ugly-ass bimbos wearing bikinis and ugly looking men trying to flex their six packs, that is if they even have one. They also write stupid shit about themselves in their "About Me" section like, "I Hate Drama", "I'm a very forgiving person", "Hating me won't make you more pretty", or "My friends mean the world to me." Right. Thats definitely true when you have about 4,000 "friends" that you haven't even seen in person before. And usually these "friends" leave comments that show painfully unfunny webcomics, and say stupid things like, "OMG u r so like my life!!!1111!" And then there are the pictures, which is probably the biggest problem on MySpace. The 14-year old emo faggots who make these profiles usually spend hours in their bathrooms trying to get a perfect pic, while trying to make it look like they have boobs/a six pack, and also put their cameras at a weird angle to try to hide the vast amount of zits and fat that they have. Most of their pictures look exactly the same, and they all waste countless hours of their life BEGGING for picture comments that say how "hawt" they are in their bulletins. And the rest of these ugly pictures show these idiots hanging out with the few friends that they have actually seen before, usually holding onto a beer bottle. Grow the fuck up faggots. No one gives a fuck at all. If you're thinking about joining Myspace, DON'T. You will regret it. I have a Myspace and I want to quit, but its really hard to do that because this stupid website is so addicting. So do us all a favor and don't join in the first place.
The typical bulletin of a Myspace whore:
"OMG liek totlly cmmnt my pics im like soo bored omg and if u dont ill liek delet u from my freinds"
The ranking system of sports that are cool to not-so-cool.
Cross Country, Tennis
Football and Lacrosse are at the top of "coolness" on the high school sports hierarchy.
Japan is a very strange but interesting country. A country that has ugly-looking cars, vending machines that sell porn(or hentai in some cases), underwear, or supposedly internal organs, has the largest metropolitan area in the world(Tokyo), anime, has pachinko, and has seafood. Lots and lots of seafood.
Person 1: Come on, we need to catch our plane and head home.
Person 2: No! I want to stay in Japan so I can keep playing pachinko!
Avril Lavigne is a singer who brings new meaning to the word "poser". She claims to be punk, yet has never heard of the Sex Pistols before. And her voice isn't much better. She sounds like Micheal Jackson being beaten to death by Ja Rule at a Britney Spears+William Hung concert. She is mainly supported by 10-14 year old girls who have no real taste in music, like to watch Disney Channel, Nickelodean, and all sorts of other stupid teenybopper shit, and simply want to hear nerve-racking tracks like "Girlfriend", "Complicated", and "Sk8ter Boi"(I Think I just lost ten brain cells from just typing that out)over and over again.
Avril Lavigne singing her new version of "Girlfriend":
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I Can't sing worth a shit!
No way, no way
I think I need a new job!