Definitions by Death Shredder
Emo Music
My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Death Cab For Cutie, Taking Back Sunday, and The Used are not emo music like everyone says.
Clearly, these people have never heard of bands like Hawthorne Heights, Red Jumpsuit Appartus, Underoath, AFI, Jimmy Eat World, Alexisonfire, Story Of The Year, Senses Fail, and From First To Last, which are real emo bands. And if these bands aren't emo, what is?
Clearly, these people have never heard of bands like Hawthorne Heights, Red Jumpsuit Appartus, Underoath, AFI, Jimmy Eat World, Alexisonfire, Story Of The Year, Senses Fail, and From First To Last, which are real emo bands. And if these bands aren't emo, what is?
Like I've said before, bands like Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Taking Back Sunday, The Used, and Death Cab For Cutie are NOT emo music.
Emo Music by Death Shredder August 17, 2007
Nickelback
A mediocre, and undeservedly popular "post-grunge" band from Alberta. Their dull, uninteresting, dull-as-dishwater, profanity-free music can be heard on pretty much every single radio station in the country, and is the kind of the music I like to call "Soccer Mom Rock." Like I've said before, their songs are boring, lifeless, and all sound incredibly similar to each other(listen to their dreadfully boring "hit" How You Remind Me and the equally dull Someday together and you'll know what I mean), and the Jesus-resembling singer, Chad Kroeger, has an annoying singing voice, and tries too hard to capture the powerful, growling vocals of Eddie Vedder. Listen to Pearl Jam or Soundgarden instead.
Me: Which of these bands do you like better: Pearl Jam, or Nickelback?
Dumbass: Nickelback.
Me: Wow, you seriously need to get a better taste in music, asshole.
Dumbass: Nickelback.
Me: Wow, you seriously need to get a better taste in music, asshole.
Nickelback by Death Shredder August 17, 2007
Teeny Bopper
10-15 year old girls who scream whenever they see their talentless "music artists" at live concerts. Completely obsessed with MTV and listen to crappy corporate rock(like Avril Lavigne, Nickelback, Justin Timberlake, 50-Cent, and all sorts of other losers). They butcher English down to the point that it's virtually unreadable.
Normal writing of a teeny bopper: ZOMFG, lyik jusin timablke iz liek so friginz awzomez i wna lik mrry himm andd lkie hav hisis babbysz!!!!!!!111111
Teeny Bopper by Death Shredder August 17, 2007
high school sports hierarchy
The ranking system of sports that are cool to not-so-cool.
Football, Lacrosse
Basketball, Soccer
Baseball, Volleyball
Hockey, Swimming
Wrestling, Track
Cross Country, Tennis
Golf, Bowling
Football, Lacrosse
Basketball, Soccer
Baseball, Volleyball
Hockey, Swimming
Wrestling, Track
Cross Country, Tennis
Golf, Bowling
high school sports hierarchy by Death Shredder August 4, 2007
Rage Against The Machine
Rage Against The Machine were a kickass band that combined rap, rock, and even funk together in their music and often sang about pro-liberal ideas and rebellion, and their music is often hated by simple-minded soccer moms and conservatives who have no taste in real music. Despite breaking up in 2001, this band left behind a huge legacy, and influenced many of the nu-metal bands that exist today(Linkin Park, anyone?).
I wrong when I said earlier that Linkin Park is the only good band to combine rap and rock. There is another: Rage Against The Machine
Rage Against The Machine by Death Shredder July 30, 2007
Linkin Park
A kickass band from Agoura Hills, California. The only GOOD band that can combine rap and rock together. And despite their song Breaking The Habit, the band is NOT emo. Some good Linkin Park songs are Numb, Faint, From The Inside, What I've Done, In The End, Crawling, Somewhere I Belong, Paper Cut, Given Up, One Step Closer, Hit The Floor, Nobodys Listening, and many more. Anyone who says that they suck can lick a shit-stained taint.
Idiot: Linkin Park sucks!
Me: Go lick some balls. Linkin Park kicks ass.
Idiot: Oh yeah, well the main singer has a whiny, crybaby voice.
Me: Shut the fuck up. You can tell me that Linkin Park sucks when YOU can sing like Chester Bennington!
*Beats the living shit out of Idiot*
Me: Go lick some balls. Linkin Park kicks ass.
Idiot: Oh yeah, well the main singer has a whiny, crybaby voice.
Me: Shut the fuck up. You can tell me that Linkin Park sucks when YOU can sing like Chester Bennington!
*Beats the living shit out of Idiot*
Linkin Park by Death Shredder July 28, 2007
Japan
Japan is a very strange but interesting country. A country that has ugly-looking cars, vending machines that sell porn(or hentai in some cases), underwear, or supposedly internal organs, has the largest metropolitan area in the world(Tokyo), anime, has pachinko, and has seafood. Lots and lots of seafood.
Person 1: Come on, we need to catch our plane and head home.
Person 2: No! I want to stay in Japan so I can keep playing pachinko!
Person 2: No! I want to stay in Japan so I can keep playing pachinko!
Japan by Death Shredder July 28, 2007