2 definitions by Dealedtheseal

Meridith Palmer

Alcoholic Drink consisting of Arizona's Arnold Palmer iced tea/ lemonade and vodka, named after the character from the Office. The vodka is normally added to the can after at least 1/5 of the can has been drank, resulting in a drink with none of the alcohol's flavor and perfect drunken portability.

"
'Hey Bob, I didn't know you drank tea!'

'I don't. I'm having a Meridith Palmer to get drunk while at work.'
"

by Dealedtheseal May 1, 2011

Dealed the seal

To horrifically ruin a romantic excursion; "sealing the deal" gone sour.

"Greg sneezed over his date's boobs last night; that really dealed the seal."

by Dealedtheseal April 21, 2013