3 definitions by DeFINE that, bitch
Adj. (used in sarcasm as an intentionally unrealistic quality or state) Almost, but not quite; so close, yet so far away.
I do try to be on time, but alas, I am prompt-adjacent.
I sweep and mop every day, but my floors somehow remain clean-adjacent.
I sweep and mop every day, but my floors somehow remain clean-adjacent.
by DeFINE that, bitch January 22, 2020
noun./ female born in the mid-to-late 1980’s who possesses every attractive quality known to man; authentic, thoughtful and empathetic, but will destroy deliberate assholes; unfailingly loyal; can be stubborn at times and averse to change; smarter than you, so don’t even try to bullshit; built like a brick shit house; mighty, mighty.
Note: imitations began emerging in the mid-to-late 1990’s, along with spelling variations. These cheap copies are easily spotted, as they will not emit the magical and irresistible aura of an original. Confirm baby got back before establishing authenticity.
Note: imitations began emerging in the mid-to-late 1990’s, along with spelling variations. These cheap copies are easily spotted, as they will not emit the magical and irresistible aura of an original. Confirm baby got back before establishing authenticity.
Dude, if you can’t find a Brittany, don’t settle for a Brittney or even a Britney. The 2 T’s and A are of vital importance.
by DeFINE that, bitch July 17, 2020
adj./ of minimal intelligence; lacking common sense or life experience; naive af, often followed by ‘motherfucker’
by DeFINE that, bitch February 6, 2021