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Rusty Livings is an american professional wrestler. He can be seen on both Idaho's wrest club and utah's Devotion championship wrestling. Rusty is the modern Outlaw, the guy that everyone believes in but will still do whatever it takes to come out victorious. A man that can take an unbelievable amount of punishment and still make you believe that the smaller man, the under dog, still has a chance in the fight. He knows how to use his entire body as a weapon, but be careful because when The Outlaw see's what he wants. . .he's going to take it! Side note. Do not under any circumstances go into the bathroom or be in the same building after this man takes a shit. The smell from a skunk would run if fear compared to the noxus fumes of a hog log dropped by Rusty livings
by Dcw fan November 16, 2022
Tombstone Jesus is an american professional wrestler. A Legend in his own mind. Unfortunately his mind is that of an old fart with dementia. He claims to be the leader of the tombiverse,age in bad ass years and have ak-47 blood type. Even in the wrestling world that is clearly the ramblings of someone with clear brain damage. Usually seen wandering the desert with his equally moronic son Otto von Clutch. The to constantly post the adventures of dumb and dumber. Adventures nobody wants to watch but much like a train wreck they can't help but look. The Worst wrestling match in history is the match between tombstone Jesus and the American giant Buck brezner. As a result of that match to this day having a bad performance is known as pulling a Tombstone. The only thing that may be worse than his wrestling could possibly be his music.
Bro you are in the Maine tonight. Please for the love of everything holy please don't pull a Tombstone Jesus
by Dcw fan November 16, 2022
Andrew so well is an American professional wrestler who is the dumbest of all dumb dumb dumbs. Know mostly for his so well learned segments that are written in crayons and most words are misspelled. Where he tries to enlighten the " fascist sheeple". He's also the secret lover of known political leader Bernie sanders. Their love is so strong that despite his busy schedule and old age Bernie can be seen at all Devotion championship wrestling shows supporting his schmoochiekins.
by Dcw fan October 31, 2022
Andrew so well is an American professional wrestler who is the dumbest of all dumb dumbs. Known best for his So well learned segments where in he tries to educate the "fascist sheeple". The reading material is written in crayons and most of the words are misspelled. He is also the secret lover of known political leader Bernie sanders. Their love is so strong that despite his busy schedule and old age Bernie can be seen at all Devotion Championship Wrestling events supporting his schmookiekins.
by Dcw fan October 31, 2022