2 definitions by Daynatrumppp
West Potsdam is a small town in Northern New York. It’s pretty popular among old people and rednecks. The town consists of a Christian book store a church and a fire department. All located on the same road! The town is most known for its main attraction the “Slab City” intersection. Bring your beer because your going to need it and grab your ice cream sandwitches as for most people in this town order from the Shwans man and have 2 freezers and one is only for ice cream. Normally in the cornfields you can find hicks getting down in the sticks. You may get lucky and spot a Amish buggy a mountain man or a blue collar man of your dreams. (If your into GILFS) because no one under the age of 55 lives in this town. On a good day you will see at least 3 tractors.
by Daynatrumppp November 29, 2021
Parishville is a small town in Northern New York. There's one popular girl who is decent looking and a hot ticket among the boys, because there's no one else. Then there is a guy who's known for being the FIRST to like anything on social media. He also is always hanging out in his yard smoking the devil's lettuce. Which brings us to our next interesting soul who tells randos on snap his life's story and give relationship advice when it is unwanted. He is now however in a relationship despite his multiple breakups that in his words, "Lead him down a dark path" which consisted of smoking the reefer and drinking the hard stuff. Next up we have a guy who even though according to others in the area has, "a monstwr shlong", his relationships however are even shorter than he is which is INSANE considering he is shmoll, he may have a thing for gingers but it is not yet confirmed. Another one of the only decent looking guys in this area asked local girl to give him head in a movie theatre and he also likes to keep it in the family if you know what I mean. Lastly there's a jack black doppelgänger who played soccer and was notably "a beast in the sheets and a beast on the field" he knocked balls around in both instances. There is a gas station where people frequently stop for expired food and condoms on their way to the riding trails, as this town has more riding trails than it does roads. Overall, this town is full of raging rednecks, horny teenagers and bad athletes.
Let's go down to Parishville to party in the corn fields with some redneck delinquents and maybe end up at a bonfire.
by Daynatrumppp January 19, 2023