1 definition by DavidMichaelson1
Tanorexic gay man. Unoriginal, may include but not limited to, spikey, often high-lighted hair, fake blue contact lenses, wearing "Name brand" mall shit (Hollister A&F and ESPECIALLY the crappy Buckle garbage), orange skin tone, and really bad personalities, and are generally plagued with seriously obese, ugly-as-sin fag-hags who are usually in love with them.
Lesbian Chip Monk is such a cookie cutter, with all of those awful fat girls and the wafting stench of Abercrombie & Fitch cologne.
by DavidMichaelson1 Mar 2, 2009 add a video