1 definition by DavidGarlandLover17
Caoimhe is a very special Irish girl who has mastered the art of being wider than she is tall. With a somewhat disturbing obsession with a sailor, following a night of lustful passion while he was under the influence and under the age of consent. Caoimhe can often be found staring out her window at night longing for the return of her bondage buddy, but alas his return from sea is unpredictable with even her sea-man not being sure of when he can return. Until then Caoinhe waits in anticipation of the return of her illegal lover boy, watching and waiting, dreaming of the little ocean monster while she writes her terrible poetry.
"Hey have you seen Caoimhe today?"
"No shes up at the Marina in Roscommon again waiting for himself to come back."
"No shes up at the Marina in Roscommon again waiting for himself to come back."
by DavidGarlandLover17 November 23, 2021