David from Kingsbury's definitions

noggies

English public school for turds. Also used to describe Korean soldiers during the Korean war.

'I say Molesworth, you've left noggies floating in the lav'

by David from Kingsbury November 3, 2003

whoopsie

Lavatorial accident, a la Frank Spencer.

Oo Betty, the cat's done a whoopsie in my beret!

by David from Kingsbury November 11, 2003

plonkers

Nursery word for poos, after the 'plonk' they make when they hit the water.

Oh look, you forgot to flush the toilet and it's full of plonkers!

by David from Kingsbury January 20, 2006