David from Kingsbury's definitions

doings

Toilet functions or poo, usually childrens' or animals'.

Don't sit on that bench, it's covered in birds' doings.

by David from Kingsbury November 7, 2003

plonkers

Nursery word for poos, after the 'plonk' they make when they hit the water.

Oh look, you forgot to flush the toilet and it's full of plonkers!

by David from Kingsbury January 20, 2006

furry hoop

Twee British euphemism for a lady's front bottom, or vulva.

He poked her in her furry hoop with his purple veined stick.

by David from Kingsbury October 18, 2005