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plonkers

Nursery word for poos, after the 'plonk' they make when they hit the water.
Oh look, you forgot to flush the toilet and it's full of plonkers!
by David from Kingsbury January 20, 2006
mugGet the plonkersmug.

doings

Toilet functions or poo, usually childrens' or animals'.
Don't sit on that bench, it's covered in birds' doings.
by David from Kingsbury November 7, 2003
mugGet the doingsmug.

noggies

English public school for turds. Also used to describe Korean soldiers during the Korean war.
'I say Molesworth, you've left noggies floating in the lav'
by David from Kingsbury November 3, 2003
mugGet the noggiesmug.

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