David from Kingsbury's definitions

plonkers

Nursery word for poos, after the 'plonk' they make when they hit the water.

Oh look, you forgot to flush the toilet and it's full of plonkers!

by David from Kingsbury January 20, 2006

chuff nuts

Those particles of shit that stick to the anal hair

Tracy's gone off Darren, she says he had chuff nuts on his arse!

by David from Kingsbury November 7, 2003

windy

Nice word parents use in front of children for a fart

Abigail:'Giles dear, wind down the window, I think Guy's done another windy'
Giles:'Are you sure that wasn't you Abigail?'

by David from Kingsbury December 27, 2003