David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx>'s definitions

jobber

A loser; One who does things for people just to jock their nuts and fit in.

"Damn, he bought the whole crew Taco Bell? He's just trying to fit in. Fuckin' jobber."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 20, 2008

two ends in the middle

Running between two sides of a situation--bad-mouthing the opposing side to gain their trusts--to see who comes out on top.

"Look at that fool playing 'two ends in the middle' with those crews; No integrity, no honor."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 20, 2008

testiclads

Slang term for "testicles".

Misunderstood from "testiclides".

"AH! She kicked me in the testiclads!"

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> January 24, 2008

Tough Tony

Someone who acts tough, even when it's not necessary.

"My dude Stevie was in jail, and there was this Tough Tony in there acting hard constantly."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 22, 2008

Benedict Arnold

When you "pull a Benedict Arnold", you sell out your side and join the stronger side of a situation out of fear, not honor.

Originated from the American general during the Revolutionary War whom switched to the British side of the war after being past over by congress for a promotion.

"I seen that mother fucker hanging out with those dudes that jumped me; Pulling a Benedict Arnold."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 20, 2008

jobbing

Using; More specifically turning someone into a jobber: Someone who does things to fit in.

"I'm jobbing that bitch for her car and money. Sucker."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 20, 2008

I got that good pussy

The least attractive thing a girl can say; usually meaning she's WT or just trashy in general, and has to brag about their reproductive organs to attract men--doesn't work. Ugh.

Me: "What's up? You want to catch a flick sometime?"
Whore: "How 'bout we go get busy? I got that good pussy."
Me: "Wow... I gotta go. Catch you on the flip side. Ugh!"

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 20, 2008