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I got that good pussy

The least attractive thing a girl can say; usually meaning she's WT or just trashy in general, and has to brag about their reproductive organs to attract men--doesn't work. Ugh.
Me: "What's up? You want to catch a flick sometime?"
Whore: "How 'bout we go get busy? I got that good pussy."
Me: "Wow... I gotta go. Catch you on the flip side. Ugh!"
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Benedict Arnold

When you "pull a Benedict Arnold", you sell out your side and join the stronger side of a situation out of fear, not honor.

Originated from the American general during the Revolutionary War whom switched to the British side of the war after being past over by congress for a promotion.
"I seen that mother fucker hanging out with those dudes that jumped me; Pulling a Benedict Arnold."
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jobbing

Using; More specifically turning someone into a jobber: Someone who does things to fit in.
"I'm jobbing that bitch for her car and money. Sucker."
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addickt

Addicted to penis.

Can't be verbally differed from "addict"; however when written there's an obvious difference.
"What a whore! She's a addickt."
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drummering

The act of imitating a drummer, usually as to tap one's fingers on a table or dashboard, sometimes to tap your foot (usually for the bass drum effect), in sync to a song playing.
"Would you stop drummering to Pantera; it's getting annoying."

or

"Do you know who plays drums for Slayer?"
"Yeah, Dave Lombardo. Why?"
"Well, let's keep it that way. Stop drummering. Douche."
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slurp off

"I'm hard as a diamond; I need a slurp off."

"That girls gonna slurp me off."
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D.S.

"I got me a 'D.S.' from that skanky chick from down the street."
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