David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx>'s definitions

testiclads

Slang term for "testicles".

Misunderstood from "testiclides".

"AH! She kicked me in the testiclads!"

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> January 24, 2008

two ends in the middle

Running between two sides of a situation--bad-mouthing the opposing side to gain their trusts--to see who comes out on top.

"Look at that fool playing 'two ends in the middle' with those crews; No integrity, no honor."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 20, 2008

homoglobin

The homosexual iron-containing oxygen-transport metalloprotein in the red blood cells of the blood in vertebrates and other animals.

The same thing as a hemoglobin, except gay.

"Dude, his red blood cells are so gay; I bet they contain homoglobin."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 20, 2008

blowjizzle

Slang term derived from "blowjob".

Fellatio.

"She gave me such a great blowjizzle, I might ask her out."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> January 24, 2008

D.S.

Initialism for "dick suck".

Fellatio.

"I got me a 'D.S.' from that skanky chick from down the street."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> January 24, 2008

Benedict Arnold

When you "pull a Benedict Arnold", you sell out your side and join the stronger side of a situation out of fear, not honor.

Originated from the American general during the Revolutionary War whom switched to the British side of the war after being past over by congress for a promotion.

"I seen that mother fucker hanging out with those dudes that jumped me; Pulling a Benedict Arnold."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 20, 2008

I got that good pussy

The least attractive thing a girl can say; usually meaning she's WT or just trashy in general, and has to brag about their reproductive organs to attract men--doesn't work. Ugh.

Me: "What's up? You want to catch a flick sometime?"
Whore: "How 'bout we go get busy? I got that good pussy."
Me: "Wow... I gotta go. Catch you on the flip side. Ugh!"

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 20, 2008