grass widower

A man who has devorced or seperated from his wife; a man whose wife is temporarily absent.

We didn't know if he had a girlfriend, if he was single, or if he was a grass widower.

by David Horvitz March 10, 2005

Alot

A word that actually exists; but since it isn't found in dictionaries it drives people up the wall. A combination of "a" and "lot."

Alot of words are considered ungrammatical before they are sanctioned.

by David Horvitz March 05, 2005

Subdecadigital

Being of less than ten fingers.

"When that subdecadigital man tried to shake hands with me, I freaked."

by David Horvitz March 05, 2005