Definitions by David Cline

Race Car Driver 

A man who likes to engage in promiscuous interracial gay sex in restaurant bathrooms.

Frank: "Hey buddy. Name's Frank. You a race car driver?"
Teddy: "Oh yes."
*Frank and Teddy commence with gay sex in stall four*

Race Car Driver by David Cline June 12, 2008

Ford 

The best way to cross the river.

Jeff lost 14 Oxen and 34 sets of clothing trying to ford the river...and he got Typhoid.

Ford by David Cline June 12, 2008