Microslug

One of many nicknames for Microsoft, this one hinting at the bureaucratic inertia and bloated code it has become famous for; generally synonymous with Microsloth.

Will Microslug release another Windows upgrade in our lifetime, or is Vista the end of the Road Ahead?

by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

Freedomware

Any quality software, whether commercial or freeware, that offers an alternative to Microsoft or other corrupt corporations; especially open source software.

A Mac running on Apple's Mac OS X operating system and loaded with Adobe's Creative Suite (with Dreamweaver and Photoshop), both Firefox and Opera web browsers (along with Safari, which is pre-installed) and a variety of open source software is the most awesome combination of freedomware on the planet.

by David Blomstrom May 22, 2008

Microsoft Whore

A person who supports Microsoft, particularly in the political arena.

George W. Bush may be the most powerful Microsoft whore on the planet.

by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

Chavez

Venezuelan President, bigger-than-life activist and the polar opposite of George W. Bush

George W. Bush is a mean-spirited moron, mass murderer and traitor who whores for corporations at his own citizens' expense, while Hugo Chavez is a gutsy firebrand who champions socialism in the broad sense of the term, holding capitalistic pigs accountable as a strategy for helping the general public

by David Blomstrom March 04, 2007

Microsofty

1. A person who publicly supports Microsoft while turning a blind eye to its corruption.
2. A person who uses Microsoft products or services, particularly one who publicly supports Microsoft while turning a blind eye to its corruption.

There are probably millions of Microsofties who think Bill Gates is God, just as right-wingers worship George W. Bush (who is a major Microsofty in his own right).

by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

Virus Magnet

Any software program with poor security, applied especially to software produced by Microsoft.

M$ Windows has been described as a virus magnet held together with a bit of software program and made functional with occasional downloaded service packs.

by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

Microslave

A person who is duped or coerced into using Microsoft software.

Millions of Microslaves could win their freedom if they'd just get a Mac.

by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007