Cocknose ~ Cock'-nose (Noun)
First spotted in Datchet, Berkshire in 1979, the Cocknose, is a species of homo clearly defined by having a penis in place of a nose.
The young Cocknose is commonly found in the familiar feeding grounds of the Fox but has been known to venture to other drinking locals in the Putney environment.
The Cocknose is quick to anger when playing sport and is renowned for its dry wit.
The mature Cocknose leaves the nest at the age 27 years and migrates to the 'big city'.