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2 definitions by David Altamirano

Known for being great in bed and having abnormally large penises. God amongst men.

That guy was a Zelawski in bed last night.
by David Altamirano September 03, 2008
a red neck, usually from the south. Someone who doesn't necessarily know the are a red neck, and may even claim to be from the north (maybe chicago for example).
Did you see that guy's front lawn? It looked like a dirty perniciaro lives there.
by david Altamirano September 03, 2008