David Altamirano's definitions

Zelawski

Known for being great in bed and having abnormally large penises. God amongst men.

That guy was a Zelawski in bed last night.

by David Altamirano October 18, 2008

perniciaro

a red neck, usually from the south. Someone who doesn't necessarily know the are a red neck, and may even claim to be from the north (maybe chicago for example).

Did you see that guy's front lawn? It looked like a dirty perniciaro lives there.

by david Altamirano October 18, 2008