27 definitions by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx>

jobbing

Using; More specifically turning someone into a jobber: Someone who does things to fit in.

"I'm jobbing that bitch for her car and money. Sucker."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 20, 2008

white bitch pimp

Coke dealer. "White bitch" being Cocaine.

"Look at that negro out on his musty stoop, with a Lexus. You know he's a white bitch pimp.

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 23, 2008

coctopus

Eight weiners in or around one girl (or guy).

"Dude, check out this crazy porno. That girl's got two in the coo, four in the back door, and a man in each hand. She's a genuine coctopus."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 19, 2008

I got that good pussy

The least attractive thing a girl can say; usually meaning she's WT or just trashy in general, and has to brag about their reproductive organs to attract men--doesn't work. Ugh.

Me: "What's up? You want to catch a flick sometime?"
Whore: "How 'bout we go get busy? I got that good pussy."
Me: "Wow... I gotta go. Catch you on the flip side. Ugh!"

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 20, 2008

Benedict Arnold

When you "pull a Benedict Arnold", you sell out your side and join the stronger side of a situation out of fear, not honor.

Originated from the American general during the Revolutionary War whom switched to the British side of the war after being past over by congress for a promotion.

"I seen that mother fucker hanging out with those dudes that jumped me; Pulling a Benedict Arnold."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 20, 2008

homopathic

Psychotically homosexual and/or lame.

"Wow, that Chris Crocker sure is a homopath."

"That guy's video blogs are pretty homopathic."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> January 24, 2008