Dave buttox's definitions

ballwalking

The act of strollin down the street with one's testical's exposed...

Yesterday I saw Dave and Jayce ballwalking...

by Dave buttox May 10, 2004

upper deck

When you take the top off a toilet and shit in it so and replace it so when the next victim flushe's instead of becoming clean it fill's up with shit..

This dude pissed my off so I gave him the ol' upper deck..

by Dave buttox May 5, 2004

toss a beat

To mastubate, beat off, jack off, beat the bishop, rub one out and so on

After I saw those two girl's I had to go to the shitter so I could toss a beat.

by Dave buttox May 18, 2004

mize

To take by cunning mean's to steal..

I went to a party and someone mized my lighter...

by Dave buttox May 5, 2004

Epf

Epf is a sound made when somone say's something to you that you think is a waste of breath....a reaction to a idiotic statement....

Jerry.."hey Buttox I havent drank or smoked or eatin meat since new year's"

Dave...."Epf.."

by Dave buttox May 17, 2004

the fondaloon

The act of swiming to the bottom of a pool and farting then swiming up and biteing the bubble's with youre teeth...

I laughed when he did the fondaloon in my pool...

by Dave buttox May 10, 2004

smoker's breath

It is a term that is a comparison to those old tv ads' which showed people blowing cig smoke thru a cheese cloth and the stain that is left on it look's like skid mark's in underwear..

My silk boxer's have smoker's breath on them

by Dave buttox May 17, 2004