Dave buttox's definitions

Chunky Monkey

The Phrase coined by the Infamous "Steve Burkemper"..who is most famous for his breakthou creation of one of the most used "Lot term's" know to date...kick down so i can get down ..Steve invented this term on New year's eve 2003 when his sidekick Dave was drooling over one of the two "Dreddy Diva's" know to frequent Greatful Dead type event's....

Dave--- Staring at the Diva.."Yo Steve i wanna hit that."....Steve--"Yo relax man that's a CHUNKY MONKEY......

by Dave buttox February 8, 2005

Epf

Epf is a sound made when somone say's something to you that you think is a waste of breath....a reaction to a idiotic statement....

Jerry.."hey Buttox I havent drank or smoked or eatin meat since new year's"

Dave...."Epf.."

by Dave buttox May 17, 2004

mize

To take by cunning mean's to steal..

I went to a party and someone mized my lighter...

by Dave buttox May 5, 2004

smoker's breath

It is a term that is a comparison to those old tv ads' which showed people blowing cig smoke thru a cheese cloth and the stain that is left on it look's like skid mark's in underwear..

My silk boxer's have smoker's breath on them

by Dave buttox May 17, 2004

the Fonz

The Fonz is the Act of undoing a girl's bra in under one second..

The was not only impressed with my car and house but she loved the Fonz the best

by Dave buttox May 5, 2004

pabst smear

when you drink to much Pabst blue ribbon the night before and you have beer fart's all the next day..you get smoker's breath on youre draw's

I have a big ol' pabst smear on my favorite pant's

by Dave buttox May 17, 2004

zipper

A zipper is a slang name for a ounce of weed....

I cant pay my rent until I sell this zipper...

by Dave buttox May 18, 2004