5 definitions by Dave Wiggins
An out of shape person who joins a gym or exercise class in early January as a New Year's resolution to lose weight. They give a half-hearted effort for a few weeks and by February 2nd ( Groundhog Day ) they haven't realized any loss of weight or size and become disenchanted and give up.
" It really sucks to go to the gym in January because of all the GROUNDHOGS in there using all the equipment and standing around talking crap. That's okay, because when February 2nd rolls around they still see their fat shadow and they get scared and run away from the gym and leave the rest of us in peace. "
by Dave Wiggins January 16, 2012
by Dave Wiggins January 23, 2023
The act of filling out a false report using a computer. This is the electronic version of pencil whipping.Pixel whip, whipped, whipping, whipper.
I didn't have time to make a complete observation and fill out a proper report, so I pixel whipped it instead.
by Dave Wiggins March 22, 2007
A person who is proficient in matters concerning electricity, including wiring; motors and drives; instrumentation; lighting; programmable logic controllers. Typical electrians are recruited from the ranks of stinking factory workers. Electrians are famous for there ability to eat enormous quantities of doughnuts and pizza. Electrians sell their children for whiskey.
My computer wasn't computin' so I called for an ELECTRIAN and he came by and couldn't fix it but he looked real good doing it and sounded so smart that I'm sure he must be a genius !!
by Dave Wiggins March 18, 2007
The planet Electrian, found in the Great Doughnut Galaxy where electrians frolick and is ruled by the Grand Emperor Electrian, Mahatma of the Universe, Beloved Shepherd of the 8th Dimension ( electrianism ), and Protector of the Toothless.
" If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll be dragged away to the planet Electrian and be enslaved as a mindless electrian.
by Dave Wiggins January 21, 2008