7 definitions by Dav

chiton

A pseudo-cuss word that can be used when "Shit" isn't appropriate.

"Holy Chiton Batman, those hooters are humungous!"

by Dav August 13, 2004

chavs

chavs are fucking pikeys, theres no 2 ways about it. they suk donky-dick and ALL should die. im a greeb and im fucking proud so fuk u u pikey arse scallies

look at me im a fucking townie

by Dav June 16, 2004

Wankjew

Wanker A person who loves to rub his/her hand up and down one's penis.
Penis The male sexual orgasm. Home of the erection, and final point of ejaculation before reaching a woman's vagina.
Vagina An erectile part of the female sex organs, most babies emerge from this after 9 months.

Jew A person of the jewish religion,
you know the ones who are circumcised.
Circumcision an operation which slits a man's foreskin, forcing it back onto the raw penis, causing wuicker ejaculation.
Ejaculation The production of sperm from a man's penis.


Well, that's a Wankjew, all of those words combined.

"Oh my god you fucking wankjew!"
"Wankjew's smell funny"
"Oi You rubbin my girl's dildo you jew? You wankjew!"
"Jews are wankers, that means they are a wankjew"
"Wankjew's selling for 10p!!"

Or in some cases

"Did he wankjew?"
In replacement for
"Did he wank you?"

by Dav February 28, 2005

guag

The one, the only GUAG

OHH THE GUAg

by Dav May 17, 2004

fairy

Pleaseant term for female genitalia (predominantly British)

Get away from my fairy you dirty fucking perv

by Dav December 23, 2003

porkchop sandwiches

what dude1 is cookin (setting ablaze) when dude2 says "You're not cookin!", and GI Joe dude comes to the rescue, exclaiming, "PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!!!"

"Don't forget your porkchop sandwiches... that I made you..."

by Dav March 6, 2004

du rag

SOmething that afro-americans were on there heads to accesorize with or cover there heads

I put my durag on cuz my cornrows were gettin all frizzed up

by Dav February 20, 2004