3 definitions by Daura2731

#pussio

When your big tit wife tells you pussio is pussy hole but shes wrong and is talking shit.

He is saying pussy hole, but just sounds like #pussio coz they are black

by Daura2731 November 20, 2018

lumbertramp

When a tramp has found use of a checked shirt and obviously is unshaven, therefore taking on the appearence of not only a tramp but a lumberjack therefore deeming him a lumbertramp.

Whats that over there?? Is it a tramp, nooo, is it lumberjack, noooo.
Its a fucking lumbertramp!!

by Daura2731 November 22, 2018

Captain jack sparrow

When your wife fslls asleep on your wedding night so to punish her you splooge in her eye, making her look like a pirate.

Had to sort myself out on my wedding night, here have some jizz in your eye, love you captain jack sparrow

by Daura2731 November 20, 2018