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Ritz Cracker

(n.) A synonym for the biggest white guy alive
Johnny: This is preposterous!
Timmy: DUDE SHUTUP YOU SOUND LIKE A RITZ CRACKER
by Dat Dude January 28, 2005
mugGet the Ritz Crackermug.

haider

The kind of guy who thinks he can get rid of his lisp...
Samir: "Well, the book says that if you start with your tounge at the top of your mouth, you have to slowly bring it down to the bottom; pushing the air out through your teeth, like this...Sssally"

Steven: "It is still the same"

Samir: "Damn It!!"
by Dat Dude May 6, 2005
mugGet the haidermug.

Suck Mah Dang Dang Nait

Uttered in a moment of pure stupidity, usually around two or three in the morning. Means, in simple english, "Suck My Penis Tonight You Rotten Sex Fiend."
Michael: "Dude, it's two in the damn mornin."
Jonathan: "SUCK MY DANG DANG NAIT!"
by dat dude June 10, 2004
mugGet the Suck Mah Dang Dang Naitmug.

screw off

(v.) Synonym for "fuck off"... Most commonly used by Hayfield Secondary's Adam Stern
Max: Hey Adam do you want to hear my new rap?

Adam: (with blank look on his face) Screw off....
by Dat Dude February 1, 2005
mugGet the screw offmug.

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