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A polite ephamism for penis, which may be used in conversation where 'large throbbing cock' is inappropriate. Can be used in conjunction with "hocus" to describe the act of fornication.
David's pocus is my towering totem and holy idol of devotion.
"Joanna wouldn't shut up, so I whipped out my pocus and that fixed everything!!"
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