2 definitions by Dasoderp

Teen Tobacco

Cigarettes found half-smoked on the sidewalk. Sometimes come in whole packs that were discarded. As the name implies, these are commonly smoked by kids who aren’t old enough to buy their own or to make enough money to pay someone else. Usually have a salty flavor from road salt and will get you sick pretty quick.

Bill: Bro i found a whole pack of teen tobacco yesterday!!!!! I feel terrible tho.
Bob: Not surprised

by Dasoderp August 11, 2018

Flash Flood

The phrase used to describe when you have a sudden intense urge to shit

Person A: I heard you got diarrhea last week.
Person B: Yeah. Had a lot of flash floods.

by Dasoderp December 15, 2016