Darrin May's definitions

Harpsenfudge

A very gross, yucky, chalky fake chocolate made in Germany. Germans love the stuff but Americans think it tastes like doggy terd. A very great gift to give people as a practical joke at Christmas time. Another name for Marzipan.

All I want for Christmas is some Harpsenfudge to make my mouth burn and salivate.

Why is the Harpsenfudge the last holiday treat to be during the holiday season?

by Darrin May April 22, 2018

Geoid

Very large female who's center is much wider than her end points.

That fat hoe is not a sphere therefore she is a Geoid. Give her the dirty pog!

by Darrin May September 5, 2003

harpsenfudge

A nasty desert that imitates chocolate but tastes more like chalk. Made in Germany. Also called Marzipan.

All I want for Christmas is some Harpsenfudge. It tastes like my grandmas foot.

by Darrin May December 26, 2017

wuv

Same as love, except when the person is too scared to actually say it.

Steve wuvs all of the high school girls.

by Darrin May July 22, 2003