DarkLight's definitions
Dipping your johnson in any substance that will come off on impact, such as paint (if you're brave), chocolate, etc...and slapping someone in the face so that it leaves a print. Preferably the harder the substance to wash off, the better.
by Darklight February 26, 2004

From the historical hypnotist/magician Kreskin. When someone pulls a tactic, object, or idea from seemingly nowhere in a completely surprising manner. Occasionally, also when someone makes something to disappear in this manner.
The group seemed disappointed in not having papers. Suddenly, Jacob kreskined a pipe. "Where'd you get that," Jason said, astonished.
by Darklight November 30, 2004

etym: Magic: the Gathering slang; originally beating, then b-ting, then finally just ting
1. n. A defeat, particularly a bad one.
2. v. to soundly defeat an opponent
3. An exclamation of joy, or anticipation of good things.
1. n. A defeat, particularly a bad one.
2. v. to soundly defeat an opponent
3. An exclamation of joy, or anticipation of good things.
1. Man, those were some svg tings.
2. That guy was terrible. I tinged him.
3. That's just what I need! Ting!
2. That guy was terrible. I tinged him.
3. That's just what I need! Ting!
by Darklight April 8, 2005

etym: first used by members of Team Sped in or around 1996
n.
1. In Magic: the Gathering, a creature with power and toughness each greater than or equal to 3
2. In Magic: the Gathering, a dominating creature
3. A person of large physical dimensions
n.
1. In Magic: the Gathering, a creature with power and toughness each greater than or equal to 3
2. In Magic: the Gathering, a dominating creature
3. A person of large physical dimensions
by Darklight March 10, 2005

Slang; short form of savage
adj.
1. denotes emphasis, usually in a positive or mock-positive light; the precise quality that is being emphasized is generally dependant upon context
Svg is very often used sarcastically.
adj.
1. denotes emphasis, usually in a positive or mock-positive light; the precise quality that is being emphasized is generally dependant upon context
Svg is very often used sarcastically.
Person One: <some sort of commendable display>
Person Two: Dude! Svg!
or
Person One: <relates a story of woe and bad luck>
Person Two: Wow, that was a svg mise.
Person Two: Dude! Svg!
or
Person One: <relates a story of woe and bad luck>
Person Two: Wow, that was a svg mise.
by Darklight April 8, 2005

A kid who screeches into the mic saying Cooooooog as the other person gets annoyed or dies of laughter neither person no what it means - Darklight
Yo guess what nice cog or saying coooooog in a long screeching sound as Kayden tries to eat cereal at 2 in the morning laughing
by DarkLight July 3, 2020

1. "Don't put that many stickers on your laptop dude, you'll make it extrathetic."
2. Guy A: *throws game controller on floor* "I don't want to play this anymore!"
Guy B: "Geez man, don't be extrathetic, you only lost twice.."
2. Guy A: *throws game controller on floor* "I don't want to play this anymore!"
Guy B: "Geez man, don't be extrathetic, you only lost twice.."
by DarkLight December 17, 2012
