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(Adjective)

1. Sexually attracted to other people while possessing little to no desire for, attraction to, or interest in penetrative sex/intercourse

2. Of or related to Dichotosexuality

(Noun)

A person with a preference to non-penetrative sex (outercourse) as opposed to penetrative sex (intercourse)

Origin: Dikho-, meaning "in two; apart" and -sexual

(dichotomy between Sexuality and Asexuality regarding conventional lovemaking)
Girl: you're what now?

Boy: dichotosexual, like I have a strong sex drive but the idea of using anything except my tongue and fingers just doesn't appeal to me.... on rare occasions it even makes me cringe thinking about it.

Girl: oh, interesting!.... well, good thing you can use more than one tool to help me reach the top ;)
by DarkI3INARY October 15, 2021
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Or "Malemphism," from "Mal," or "Male," meaning "Bad" or "Doing ill," and "Amphi" meaning "On both sides"

(Also Known As: Fractal Fatalism, Theo-Absurdism, Theoabsurdism, and Mirror Morality or "Mirrality")

It's a belief I personally designed (Ryan Black) to explain the observations of the world around me, along with the corruption of the system.

Laconically, it involves the principle that the fate of each human being is altered (by a supernatural influence) in accordance with their respective moral alignments.

That said, AT LEAST 1 of 4 things are certain at ALL times in human existence:

1. The man of good intent will eventually die off and be replaced by the man of evil design who will undo the fruits of the good man's labor.

2. The man of good intent will eventually succumb to the hardships of his morals and the negative results of his goodness, ultimately becoming the evil man.

3. If 1 and 2 does not yet occur, the good man will be forced out of his position by either evil influence or death before one's time.

4. The evil one who eventually takes over shall be replaced by a greater evil, securing the sequence.

Thus, a "fractal" shape - like an imperfect snowflake - is made, the smaller details are not symmetrical, thus effected by the good; the overall pattern of the snowflake remains in tact, since the actions of good can, ultimately, only affect the blades of grass, but not the entire forest. The overarching pattern of evil's snowflake remains symmetrical.
Dave: Are you religious, Jonathan?

Jon: More spiritual than religious, I consider myself a Malamphist

Dave: what's that?

Jon: its somebody who believes in Malamphism: the idea that an otherworldly force, God, The Devil, a random demon, anything, has rigged the system of the world, like a program or alternate reality, so that those who do good are more likely to suffer than those who do evil.

Dave: that would explain alot. Is it like a test?

Jon: perhaps, It could be a way to see how far a good person is willing to go to remain on the hard path rather than the bad easy one.

Dave: I hope there is finishing line at the end. Everybody has a breaking point.

Jon: I hope so too....
by DarkI3INARY July 4, 2023
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Another word for "Sight." Phonetically identical to "Nision," which - according to one of Google's translations - means "physical vision"

Nisiun refers to a spiritual vision, or initution as opposed to the literal "vision" of "Nision"
James: I dont know how you knew he was around that corner of the wall with a rocket launcher, your radar was jammed.

Jim: intuitive reaction I guess; a moment of nisiun, feels odd, but I trust my Instincts like it's already happened.
by DarkI3INARY June 27, 2023
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1. The Anglo-Saxon word for "perception" or "vision"

2. The Gothic (proto-germanic) word meaning "face," "vision," "appearance" or "form"

3. An alternative spelling of "Scion," meaning descendant, offspring, heir to a throne and/or guardian
James: the king has passed away, now his firstborn son, the siun of the royal family, will be the next ruler of the country

John: a new era will be interesting
by DarkI3INARY July 2, 2023
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