2 definitions by Dark-Chan

A Dane is a person who comes from and lives in Denmark.

They are typically very humorous, laid-back, and says a lots of weird words, such as: noi, noieren, fa’en etc.

Many thinks Danes drinks a lot, but in reality, they do not. There is only a small if amount of Danes who does get drunk a lot.
Dane: That was noieren! Fa’en, I even think I got a heart attack!

Dane 2: Yeah, you’re right! It was noi!
by Dark-Chan January 24, 2020
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Lart is a funnier and kinder word for Lort, which means Shit on danish.

(This word is made by me and another person and is inspired by the word Lard.)
Agate: I just dropped my pizza on the floor

Me: That’s some lart!
by Dark-Chan April 14, 2020
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