12 definitions by Dark Chocolat
Someone who rounds up their dick size just for convenience. He would have a 3 inch but then round up to 4 and is basically 5 and 5 is basically 10. So he ends up with a 10 inch cock.
by Dark Chocolat November 3, 2020
When your Spanish teacher squats sexually to write on the bottom of the whiteboard and you and your friend start laughing because your imagining him bouncing on a dick.
me: Look at Senior Davies he's squatting
friend: Oh god he's doing The Davies Squat
me: Imagine if he was naked bouncing on a dick
friend: pass the bleach
friend: Oh god he's doing The Davies Squat
me: Imagine if he was naked bouncing on a dick
friend: pass the bleach
by Dark Chocolat June 21, 2021
Friend 1: Mate I was eating my gf ass and it had pooh in it
Friend 2: AH mate you ate the dirty chocolate cake
Friend 2: AH mate you ate the dirty chocolate cake
by Dark Chocolat April 22, 2021
Friend 1: I was eating her ass but it was full shit
Friend 2: Oh mate you ate the Dirty Chocolate Cake
Friend 2: Oh mate you ate the Dirty Chocolate Cake
by Dark Chocolat April 21, 2021
What idiots call the house of Segars which is honestly the best house. It is normally followed with a response such as Tillys has small willies.
by Dark Chocolat October 31, 2020
by Dark Chocolat October 16, 2020