1 definition by DarioRocco

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bits of shit that get caught in your bum hairs. They can grow in size after repeated non-good wiping of the arse to become bum conkers.
ohh me cleggnuts are killing me, I need some real toilet paper, not this Izal grease-proof stuff, to get them off.
by DarioRocco November 28, 2009

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