2 definitions by Darien5

Tie the knot

1. To get married.

2. Two gay men tying their dicks together for pleasure.

Example 1:

Keith: Jessica and I are finally going to tie the knot!
Tyrone: That's great, congratulations on getting married soon!

Example 2:
Guy: Rick and I are about to tie the knot.
Tammy: *Excitement* You guys are getting married?!
Guy: No we are just going to go home and tie our dicks together.

by Darien5 February 17, 2021

CDL Holder

Short for Commercial Drivers License

When a girl's ass is so big, it looks like she's driving around a dump truck.

Example 1:
Zack: Woah did you see Alexa today?

Chad: Yes! I saw that she is a CDL Holder.
Zack: Another one on the CDL list.

Example 2:
Zack: Excuse me miss, do you have a CDL license for that dump truck you drive around?

by Darien5 February 4, 2021