Definitions by Danny Stanbridge

Kotch and blaze 

The art of relaxing and smoking spliffs/shottys whilst ignoring the day to day aspects of life e.g. work, assignments, meeting girlfriends/boyfriend/parents or enjoying a cheeky little bistro

"I really need to do this work today man"

"Leave it until tommorow, lets just kotch and blaze"

Kotch and blaze by Danny Stanbridge June 23, 2008

tanned as a badger 

To create confusion by gaining tan lines similar to that of a badger

"golly gosh squire you're tanned as a badger!"

tanned as a badger by Danny Stanbridge June 23, 2008