Danny SS's definitions

Yayas

The trusted Filipino nanny who, ironically, has become a major Philippine export as overseas contract workers. A good one is almost like a surrogate parent--if you don't mind the accent and the predilection for afternoon soap and movie stars

I would like to hire a yaya with nice yayas

by Danny SS August 30, 2005

Yoizel

A vernacular term for the Catholic style cross that is often hung the wall of a home. This term is tenuously Yiddish in derivation.

I had trouble sleeping over Chris' house because the Jesus on the Yoizel hanging over my bed was staring right at me.

by Danny SS August 30, 2005

swangit

Very slang term used for some one who is super ugly. (Filipino)

Contraction of Super and Pangit (Ugly in Filipino) plus a W in the middle.

I can't believe you kissed Dingdong he is so swangit naman

by Danny SS September 1, 2005

Stitch

The mysterious vertical skin protrusion on a mans testicles (Best seen when ball sack is cold).

Father O'Brien: Look here Joey, this is where God stiched me up after he created me.

Joey: How can I see when you've teabagged your nuts in my mouth?

by Danny SS August 30, 2005

wooder

1) The dude with no teeth, plaid shirt, and a '78 pickup that rich New Yorkers have the misfortune of occasionally encountering en route to their posh ski home in Vermont.

2) A native Vermonter

"Mummy, I don't think those wooders should be allowed near the ski mountain"

by Danny SS September 1, 2005

cows cock

An expression used to hyperbolize ones dissatisfaction with the idea presented. ‘Cows’ & ‘cock’ are most likely associated for no other reason than their alliteration and oxymoron attributes.

I don't give a cow's cock what that bitch wants!

by Danny SS August 30, 2005

Monkey's Ass

The posterior of a simian creature. Used in simile to express the discomfort of brutal heat.

Yesterday it was cold as a witches tit. Now today it's hot as a monkey's ass.

by Danny SS August 30, 2005