2 definitions by DankOregon
To receive oral sex on the crapper while taking a deuce...upon completion, you finish off the filthy filthy whore of a slut with a nice shower of urine in her disease ridden oral cock holster. Don't forget to piss anywhere and everywhere else in her immediate vacinity. P.S. no flushing at any time!!!
Nobody can ever really experience what life has to offer until they receive the golden blumpkin from an old lady w/ no teeth. ; >O. Blame the thizz for this one...Thizz or Die....T.I.P. Love, Donkey
by DankOregon March 28, 2009
Hemoglobin (blood) mixed with Semen (Jizz) and mixed up with the shit in your sister's asshole like a strawberry oreo milkshake.
What is it that makes the ideal man?
Bravado? Machismo?
Is it something secreted from the gland?
It's called Jizmogloben!
Bravado? Machismo?
Is it something secreted from the gland?
It's called Jizmogloben!
by DankOregon April 3, 2009