2 definitions by Danielus retardus flyensis

Danielus retardus is someone retarded, stupid who causes wildfires in discord chats. They have 2 sub-species, but in general they have less brain capacity of Homo sapien but are more robust in order to bully federal agents. They mostly act like chimpanzees or apes.
Danielus retardus: OOOH AAHHH AHHH AHH AHHHHH
FED: IT'S THE Danielus retardus, GET HIM!
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THE ALLOSAURUS is a specific person who will always act like a scalie, act retarded and mostly play lego games and not do his job. THE ALLOSAURUS is also a young adult who primarily feasts on children, disguising themselves as a teacher and then ambushing his prey, toddlers.
THE ALLOSAURUS takes what it wants

THE ALLOSAURUS keeps moving forward (until it destroys it's enemies)
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