Danielle's definitions

Masturbatory Aid

Your mother's picture.

Hey Mike, could you please hand me my masturbatory aid...I'm gonna go beat off.

by danielle April 14, 2007

cockasserie

N. Foolishness; idiotic behavior.

Dammit Jim, will you stop it with that cockasserie? I'm trying to work here!

by danielle April 13, 2007

cum guzzling gutter whore

A slut/whore/prostitute who lives and/or works in the gutter; said woman also comes into oral contact with so much human ejaculate, that she is henceforth known as a "cum guzzling gutter whore".

Dude, don't go after that chick...she's a well-known cum guzzling gutter whore.

by danielle April 18, 2007

Aunt Sally's nut butter

Crushed testes. Usually given to someone who causes another displeasure.

If he grabs my ass one more time, I swear I'm gonna give him a taste of Aunt Sally's nut butter.

by danielle June 22, 2007

pet

an abbreviation for the word petrified

I got all up in his grill and he was pet. He didn't say one word, yo.

by Danielle October 17, 2003

bope

verb. to pleasure oneself

For lack of acceptable boys in the room, the lovely lady retreated and boped herself.

by Danielle November 2, 2003

Chicken Head

blow job queen

Don't waste your time on that chicken head.

by Danielle November 5, 2003