2 definitions by Danielle Benford

Greg Called

A phrase used to out your friend when he's only talking to a chick due to beer goggles.

Friend: "Dude, Greg called."
Guy w/ BeerG oggles: "Thanks bro. Sorry hun, gotta take this call."

(walking away from ugly chick)
Guy w/ Beer Goggles: "Thanks man."
Friend: "No problem, I was afraid I'd hear a Coyote Ugly story from you tomorrow."

by Danielle Benford May 9, 2008

no-stalker

A claim to not be stalker-ish when divulging the fact that you know way too much information about the person you are interested in or the person you are dating.

"I see you changed your song on your MySpace profile a few minutes ago. No-stalker."

by Danielle Benford May 18, 2008