2 definitions by Daniel Butler Rico

Wanksplatter

What occurs at the end of a wank if no recepticle or absorbent material is available.

Also a verb

Also a derrogatory term for "Lancaster"

"Oh man, after watching the O.C, my carpet has wanksplatter everywhere"

"My windows look streaky. Looks like you wantsplattered everywhere."

by Daniel Butler Rico January 24, 2007

Pronounced , doh-sh-us

When something is really cool

Shortened form - doche (doh-sh)

Dude, my lady friend is docious

Mary Poppins' bag is totally docious

by Daniel Butler Rico January 24, 2007