2 definitions by DangerousDave

Mugglewump

A Foolish person with a huge lack of coordination and no good looks often picked on and drives a little girly hatchback car that belongs to their parents

Jewbob: Christian Sanby is such a fucking mugglewump
Cameron: Hahahaha yeah, u hear he crashed his mums pink barina?
Jewbob: HAHAHAHAHHA yeah

by DangerousDave October 27, 2003

beer welding mask

The extreme of beer goggles.

He was putting the moves on a chick with a mullet and beer gut. He must have been wearing the beer welding mask.

by DangerousDave May 31, 2005