An upright yet bendable erection (neither rigid nor limp), similar in consistency to that of a Nerf baseball bat, which is functional yet less than ideal.
1: Damn, my daily ‘bate yesterday took twice as long as usual!
2: Why? Couldn’t catch wood?
1: Nope … I was sporting a Nerf bat.
The act of taking a drink of hard alcohol the California way, straight from the bottle.
To correctly execute this you must:
1. persuade all of the people around you to pick up a bottle and join in.
2. unite all participating bottles in the air as a toast.
3. shout "cali pull!!!"
Guy 1: Lets take some Cali Pulls before we hit that party!
Guy 2: Great idea!
Together: CALI PULL!!!!!! (clink)
...the next morning
Guy 1: What happened last night?
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