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Cockmehameha 

The act of ejaculating hard or fast into a vagina Or sex object
Dude I just cockmehamehaed into suzy
Cockmehameha by Dantheman March 5, 2015

chase kinney

An individualistic badass. Has no worries but ususally crazy ex girlfriends. Always better than meth and other drugs. Maybe president oneday. Everyone wants to be him and jump on his D, dudes included. No matter what happens to a person names Chase Kinney, He'll come back the next day with a badass rating of 10X his past life.
dude: Hey dude did you see chase kinney?
dude 2: yeah, i was about to hit the rock and then decided i wanted a piece of Chase Kinney
dude: He's so cool, i wish i could be him
chase kinney by DantheMAn January 5, 2014
A girl who is specifically and only called for performing oral sex on the man who is calling her. Most men have one, that they do not want to be seen by fellow comrades.
Dave would never take her out, she is just his dome girl.
dome girl by dantheman May 13, 2005

jammy paul 

A Jammy Paul or Jammy Paul Rowarth
I decided to define this phrase because the other day I heard someone mentioning it casually in conversation, I have recently been told that the phrase is common use in the Manchester area, UK.
So, I thought I would explain how this phrase 'actually' came about.
The act of doing something accidentally good or successful, extremely good luck, a fluke. Occurence based solely on luck or chance.
To perform or pull a jammy paul.
The phrase originates from the "Super Mario 64" video game, (it's a long story), whilst on Cool, Cool Mountain (Course 4), the "Big Penguin Race" level, my older brother's best friend named Paul Rowarth was 'sliding down the slope' (Nintendo fans may understand) when completely accidently and unintentionally fell off the slope, but with a stroke of luck somehow managed to 'fall' back onto the below track and continued sliding, to which we exclaimed 'Jammy Paul!', he then continued and completed the race in a record time, and when the penguin completed the race and approached him we expected him to call him a cheater etc. but to our surprise he congratulated him and surrendered his star.
I recently bought a 'Nintendo DS' and the remake of this game and found that they had corrested this error, I was quite disappointed.
"I just pulled a jammy paul"

"Hey guys, Dan pulled a jammy paul"

Mike - "I beat him at the game even though it was my first time!"
James - "It was probably just a jammy paul'
jammy paul by DantheMan April 18, 2005
Boogs by DanTheMan December 15, 2004

Clinkers 

The hair that surrounds a mans anus hole
I have got loads of clinkers
Clinkers by DanTheMan December 15, 2004