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poot
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to 'poot', to
let off
a 'poot'.
to 'poot' is to politely fart.
a "poot", a
polite
yet still
offensive
fart.
I held on
for what
seemed forever, but a poot still managed its way out.
sorry, I'm afraid I just hooted a 'poot'.
I smell a
little poot
in this house.
You sir
, are a poot.
poot
by
Dan<3
September 4, 2006
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