2 definitions by Damtjusaren Andreas
When you're listening to "What is it for me" by Amy Diamond while you're masturbating alone, crying, tears falling down your torso and you use the tears as lube. At the same time you've emptied a bottle of Jack Daniels and a bag of Cheetos. As you climax you scream out "oh it is a me, Mario"
Hey bro, what did you do last night?
Oh nothing special, just the regular you know, just eating cheetos, drinking Jack' and finished the day off with a Dirty Diamond.
Wow, i might just do i Dirty Andreas later then.
Oh nothing special, just the regular you know, just eating cheetos, drinking Jack' and finished the day off with a Dirty Diamond.
Wow, i might just do i Dirty Andreas later then.
by Damtjusaren Andreas October 24, 2023
When your girl shoves her pinky toe up your bum, so you put your finger in her eye hole and sing the theme song to the lion king, while your best friend Abdi performs the Dirty Abdi ,and you get so turned on you finish on a cat.
by Damtjusaren Andreas August 31, 2023