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She is gloriously ineffable, though I will stoop to say she has a wildcat pussy.

Seriously though. She has an unparalleled beauty of body and spirit that could desecrate the average man. And all that come before her are rendered average.

She has a deceptively quick, strong, and agile intelligence that she conceals at all times.

Seeing her with tears in her eyes may make you want to move heaven and earth to wipe them away.

But by all accounts, she in ineffable.
If you ever find Chelsea, pray you never lose her in the sands of time or the oceanic tide of a life lived.
by DampMoist May 7, 2021
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