1 definition by Dalton Crusty

an escape goat is a sheep that is the hardest to catch and shag, the letters goat actually standing for "greatest of all time" referring to it's rare and incredible escape from the clutches of the expert sheep catching/shagging welsh.
"Ye may have gotten away this time ye little escape goat but we'll shag ye sooner or later!"
by Dalton Crusty November 29, 2021
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