10 definitions by DallasDeckard
To be "towy" is to be in a disagreeable mood, with a chip on one's shoulder. When someone is "towy" they are looking for a fight, wanting to argue, in a bad mood wanting to take it out on others.
Guy #1: Have you talked to Sally tonight? She almost bit my had off. She is in a very towy mood.
Guy #2: She's always towy, especially during her period.
Guy #2: She's always towy, especially during her period.
by DallasDeckard July 24, 2008
A Stalkette is a young, female stalker. She is obsessively following you, writing letters, waiting outside your home, calling you on the phone, emailing, texting, relentlessly.
Guy A: Um... what is up with this broad who is following you around?
Guy B: Whew, it's my own little stalkette. This bitch is relentless, she won't leave me alone. She calls me at all hours, texts me constantly, I'm going nuts.
Guy A: Dude, why don't you change your number?
Guy B: I HAVE changed my number.... twice! She knows my friends and she sneaks and looks in their cell phones and gets my number.
Guy A: What are you gonna do?
Guy B: Get a second restraining order, I guess.
Guy B: Whew, it's my own little stalkette. This bitch is relentless, she won't leave me alone. She calls me at all hours, texts me constantly, I'm going nuts.
Guy A: Dude, why don't you change your number?
Guy B: I HAVE changed my number.... twice! She knows my friends and she sneaks and looks in their cell phones and gets my number.
Guy A: What are you gonna do?
Guy B: Get a second restraining order, I guess.
by DallasDeckard May 17, 2009
On the farm, sometimes, weeds will sprout out of cow patties. They are called "shitweeds". The term is also used for a person who is miserably disagreeable, an asshole or a jerk, but has a greater depth of meaning. It represents someone who is bad and worthless (like a weed) who was spawned by something equally worthless (like shit). A person who is a "shitweed" is similar to white trash, a low and base person raised by low and base people.
Man #1: "Did you meet Joan's new boyfriend?"
Man #2: "Yeah, he's a piece of work, isn't he?"
Man #1: "I know him and his family, they are all garbage. The guy is a real shitweed!"
Man #2: "Yeah, he's a piece of work, isn't he?"
Man #1: "I know him and his family, they are all garbage. The guy is a real shitweed!"
by DallasDeckard July 26, 2008