2 definitions by Dallas Riptide

Van Durmened

The act of grabbing for food before the waiter has placed it on the table.

Bob Van Durmened half the loaf of bread before the waiter could place it down on our table!

by Dallas Riptide April 25, 2011

Jamaican Bull

Female, the most fierce of the human species! Fears only the mouse! 4 feet 4 inches tall and full of muscle, can rip a man's testicles off with her bare hands. Very vicious even Mike Tyson would go out of his way not to cross her!

Jay was mumbling and tapping his feet, the Jamaican Bull asked him to stop, he didn't so she hit him in the head with a brick!

by Dallas Riptide June 29, 2011