A large influx of callers to tech support call centers. This is often brought on by beningn announcements from a company, which, when not comprehended by customers, starts a mass panic resulting in an enoumous amount of calls to a technical support call center.
Announcement: We will release an automatic upgrade tomorrow. When prompted to upgrade, press "Start Upgrade"
Retard Stampeed Question: " I got this message today about an upgrade. WHAT DO I DO?"
Tech support immediate ( i wish i could say this) thought: 'press start upgrade you fucktard! Reading is fundamental!'