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War

1. A pastime of many major governments, particularly the United States of America.
2. Organized mass-murder.
3. A way of keeping the population down, the people receptive to propaganda, the rate of technological invention up, and unemployment down.
4. The opposite of peace.
5. A very common state of affairs, possibly due to mankind's seemingly inherent tendency to, when confronted with a problem, find someone to blame and proceed to bash their head in.
by Daedalus January 7, 2004
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Employee

A slave with a paycheck.
I am an employee of my boss.
by Daedalus October 9, 2004
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agnostic

1. Strictly, someone who believes that it is impossible to know whether or not God exists. Note that they may still be either an atheist or a theist, they simply do not believe it is possible to prove beyond all doubt that God does or does not exist.
2. Someone who neither believes fully that God exists nor that s/he does not exist. This is the more common usage. Note that such a person can be neither an atheist or a theist.
Most agnostics are open-minded people, but there are always exceptions to the rule.
by Daedalus January 7, 2004
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humans

1. Members of the species homo sapiens.

2. The members of the species homo sapiens taken as a group. While not the most numerous species either in individual number or in biomass, they consider themselves the dominant species of their planet, which the majority of them call "Earth." This claim is quite possibly justified, seeing as they have covered a great deal of it with their own constructions, never realizing that they are destroying many of the resources they depend upon in the process.

Many of them believe they were created by some sort of god, however, few agree upon exactly what form this god takes nor what his opinions on certain matters are.

Essentially, a bunch of mother fuckers who think they're leet haxors just because they've progressed so far that they have the nuclear capabilities blow up the Earth, and yet still can't manage to live on the same planet without starting a few hundred wars a year, consuming the natural resources they depend upon without heed for their future, mistreating each other for various superficial reasons such as race or ethnic group or in some cases for no reason at all, and continually complaining about the problems they've created for themselves.
1. Hey, look! Some humans!

2. Humans are pretty stupid, aren't they?
by Daedalus October 10, 2004
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ass monkey

a man who is constantly made a fool of by bitches
Him a ass monkey when it come to women.
by daedalus October 3, 2003
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Science

An attempt to understand the world around us through observation of natural phenomenon. One of the most important concepts in science is the scientific method - a series of steps designed to allow us to learn about our surrounding efficiently and without misunderstanding.

Science is also sometimes posed in opposition to religion. While the two are not necessarily incompatible, there are several points on which they disagree, and there is also a major difference in their underlying principles: Science fits the theory to the evidence. Religion fits the evidence to the theory.
Science allows us to learn about the world.
by Daedalus January 7, 2004
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lessthan3

The newly created online lan-going community from the creators of CrouchJump.

Was created to eject all the retards and to cleanse our names, but that didn't work so we no longer give a shit and do what the fuck we want.

daedalus owns you and loves helm
rich is a scripting cunt
dc is a rich rapping bitch
dele is the ghetto pimp
spraycan is daedalus' eternal love

Everyone else are worthless and we ask them to end themselves at every chance.

LessThan3 also makes the <3 symbol.
"Oh my fucking god LessThan3 are at this lan, run like fuck..."

"Oh LessThan3, yeah so much better than us"

"For fuck sake, Rich and daeds from LessThan3 just glined wildcard on our IRC network"
by daedalus September 15, 2004
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